Vacation, All I Ever Wanted
What can I tell you about my summer vacation last month? I almost got killed, but a good time was had by all, so the saying goes. I was kicking back and chilling at my remote villa on Mount Paekdu,...
View ArticleThe Bodyguards
The hair is back to normal this month.Speaking of month, next week I plan to lock myself in my room. Yes, they are synched.
View ArticleSo Funny, Reuters
I forget to laugh.This moron Basler is ripping off out of my blog archives and probably gets paid for it.Does not this clown know nervous laughter when he sees? Some days when I am bored, I string...
View ArticleI have your special noodle, Comrade
If this sells well in western diet stores, screw the masses, that is valuable foreign currency!
View ArticleOverall, Good Haul
Yes, the medals are nice. But the important thing was getting the athletes back! Good work, fellows!
View ArticleWay to SUCK, Hugo!
Pardon my talking the trash, but I can not let my good Socialist Comrade Hugo Chavez live this one down. His team brought a mere bronze medal home -- and this in Taekwondo, where two bronzes award....
View ArticleAnnyong, Bitches!
What? You thought I was dead?Oh, come now. It will more than a few grams of rat poison to take down the Beloved Leader! Thank O Jin-u's ghost that they could not get their mitts on some of that...
View ArticleWhat game is this?
Marshal Kang plays something like, but I can not get it into such games.I like Leisure Suit Larry.
View ArticleKorean Word of the Month
Kohyorap - High blood pressure.I got checked up this week.I am a finely tuned, highly strung instrument of rulership.You know, like a kayagum. That is like a banjo.
View ArticleBlog Awards?
What is a Blog Award? Reader Roboseyo informed me to his Korea Sparkle, where somehow I am in the Funniest Blog list. He thinks I am FUNNY? Is that mirth-inducing HOHO FUNNY? Slip-on-the-ice HEHE...
View ArticleKorean Word of the Month
Aggim Omnun Sarang - A Love with No Holding Back. Sounds romantic, but I cannot afford that. I must leave a little something-something for the girls on the night shift, no?
View ArticleKorean Word of the Month
Uju Sonsu - CosmonautYes, I know have not blogged for quite a while. I was too excited over this that I kept away from the Internets for quite a while -- of course, traveling to the Northeast, that...
View ArticleLook What I got in the Post
Good thing there were air holes.I had to send back three last month.
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